NINJA Melk
A homemade epic action/adventure comedy short film about ninjas! If you pause the video and it still doesn't load, refresh the page. Sometimes it glitches like that.

15 Malaysia is a short film project. It consists of 15 short films made by 15 Malaysian filmmakers.
JOKES

Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


Enjoy ^_^
Took a lot like for this....

Prototype

The game follows the story of Alex Mercer, an amnesiac who wakes up on a morgue slab in the basement of GENTEK, a large and influential genetic engineering company. After an encounter with several armed soldiers, Alex escapes and sets out to recover his memory and find out exactly what occurred. He soon discovers he now possesses powerful shapeshifting abilities that grant him tremendous strength, speed, weaponry and the ability to "consume" people to gain their memories, skills and appearance. With no memory of his previous life, Alex is forced to track down and consume those related to the conspiracy in order to uncover the truth.

During his quest, Alex faces two factions. One is the military, composed primarily of Marines fronting a ruthless black operations unit known only as Blackwatch. Blackwatch is a Fort Detrick special forces unit dedicated to combating biological warfare. Captain Cross, a Blackwatch officer, is specifically given orders to find and contain Alex. As Manhattan slowly begins to fall apart, Alex also faces the Infected, consisting of civilians who have contracted a strange virus and powerful monsters known as Hunters.

Alex then makes contact with his sister, Dana. Dana assists him in tracking down targets who can shed light on his past, leading to the eventual infiltration of GENTEK headquarters. Alex finds a woman called Elizabeth Greene contained on level 51 of the building, who escapes and takes control of the Infected. After continued work with Dana, Alex makes contact with his ex-girlfriend Karen Parker. Initially, Alex trusts her as he helps collect Infected genetic material for her research. However, it becomes apparent that she's with Blackwatch when she uses it to synthesize a suppressant for Alex's shapeshifting abilities, which Captain Cross later injects into Alex. With Dana's help Alex meets Dr. Ragland - a pathologist linked to the whole matter. After several missions, Ragland formulates a cure for Alex, as well a weapon to use against Greene herself.

When Alex next returns to Dana she is kidnapped by a massive "Leader Hunter" who escapes Alex due to military interference. He returns to Ragland for help, eventually discovering Dana's location. Within that hive, he finds and confronts Elizabeth Greene, injecting the weapon into her neck. She vomits out the resulting mix, which forms into the Supreme Hunter which Alex defeats. Alex then finds Dana unconscious and brings her back to Ragland's lab.

As the conspiracy unfolds and with the assistance of an unidentified contact, the origins of the virus and Elizabeth Greene are uncovered: in 1969 the government had tested the virus' predecessor in Hope, Idaho, designed to target predetermined races. The virus then mutated into something far more deadly, and the whole Hope population was infected. Elizabeth Greene was the sole survivor; an anomaly whose body accepted the virus, rewriting her genetic code along with that of her son, who was taken from her by Blackwatch. The remaining population of Hope, Idaho was then liquidated by Blackwatch soldiers in "Operation Altruistic". Greene and her son were kept in captivity for further research, later in conjunction with GENTEK.

Soon after Alex discovers his own past: Blackwatch shut down the GENTEK project due to leaks and ordered all project personnel eliminated. GENTEK employee Dr. Alex Mercer attempted to go underground and took a sample of the virus (Dx-1118 variant A) as "insurance". Eventually pinned down by Blackwatch in Penn Station, he decides to take down as many as he can with him, shattering the tube and releasing the virus ("BLACKLIGHT") onto the unsuspecting city. After he falls from being shot, the virus enters his corpse, consuming and copying Alex's entire body. Upon waking in the morgue at the start, the virus clone believed itself to be Mercer.

The contact and Alex assist the military in pumping the new "Bloodtox" biological agent underground in order to drive the hiding virus above ground where it can be fought directly. The plan works; Elizabeth Greene emerges as a towering monstrosity, whom Alex defeats and consumes. They then falsely attack the Bloodtox facility in an attempt to reach GENTEK's head researcher, Dr. Raymond McMullen, and obtain answers from him. Dr. McMullen tells Alex about his history with GENTEK, but when asked about Hope, Idaho he shoots himself in the head, ensuring that the secret is taken to the grave. It becomes apparent that Randall, head of Blackwatch, is prepared to destroy Manhattan with a nuclear device. The contact, revealed to be Cross, tells Alex to consume Blackwatch officer Colonel Taggart as a means of infiltrating the USS Ronald Reagan, where it is held. Once Alex consumes Randall, Cross reveals himself to be the Supreme Hunter - having survived their last fight and consumed the real Cross to assume his form. Mercer defeats it through decapitation, then begins to move the weapon.

He manages to fly it out and drop it in the Atlantic Ocean, where it detonates safely but catches him in the blast. His remains float back to the city, regenerating after consuming a crow and thereafter musing on what he has become: "I am something less than human, but also, something more.
House Of Death

By Chin Huang
Date: 2009-07-20
Country: Malaysia
State: Kuala Lumpur
Paranormal Category: Haunted Places


As long as I can remember most of my family is able to see, hear, feel, and speak to sprits that were left behind in this world.

Well years and years of moving when my dad was a child with his parents and six siblings they finally moved into their dream home, in the state of Selangor in the 1960's. After they moved in that is when weird occurrences began to happen. When exploring the home they found a cubby hole that lead from room to room, while in the process of searching they found a child sized coffin, but after opening it was empty.

Days weeks and months went on they began to find sprits that were left behind; the first was the man in the basement, who repeats his death over and over again. While doing laundry in the basement there was a knock that was almost violent after opening the door to the stranger, who happened to be an apparition pushed his way past my grandmother to a hanging rope and hung himself. Even up until her death she could not bear the sight of him hanging, her children and grandchildren would have to go down the stairs to do the laundry and to get food out of her chest freezer.

The next ghost to be discovered was the little girl who wondered the second floor. When my uncle was ill he was in his bedroom and he saw a little girl come up to him and take a blanket and cover him, every day until he was better. Once he became well and ventured down stairs to his family asking whose little girl was that, he described her but his mother; my Grandmother replied there is no little girl here besides your sisters. Over again and again when every person was taken ill and to their rooms that is when each person viewed the little girl helping them.

Later my dad discovered the "Woman in White" after getting home late one night he went into the bathroom, and heard some noise, coming from the room off from the living room, worried since that room was unoccupied he went out of the bathroom where he saw a woman in white gliding across the floor, she stopped at the bottom of the stairs and looked up with a painful face of sorrow. My dad still watching saw her go into the now known pantry, and a cracking sound was made he ran over to see nothing but a rope swinging back and forward.

In my grandmothers room there was a ghost who sat on the rocking chair and watched as people slept. Once after my grandmother had surgery and both of her wrists were in cast, and my Grandfather smacked her one night after being drunk and going to sleep suddenly my grandfather felt a sharp smack across his face, as a shock he opened his eyes and saw a man standing above him and continuously beat him. In the morning my Grandmother woke up and saw my Grandpa lying on the floor bruised and bloody, after that night he never drank or laid a hand on my Grandmother again.

Lastly the final ghost left from the previous owners was an infant. In the middle of the night when I was a child sleeping over in the guest room suddenly a piercing cry of a baby was heard coming from down in the basement. Everyone in the house woke up to go down the stairs even my grandmother scared of the basement and her experience with seeing the man hang himself she went down all of us saw the baby with a plastic bag over its head in the work room. Still hearing the piercing cry we just stood there in awe not knowing if it was a dream until the next morning when we awoke.

Years later my family began their own generation of ghost and sprits that never left that home. When my great grandma was taken ill she moved in with my grandma until the end of her life she stayed in the living room, after her death everyone kept hearing her calling out for help still until this day you can hear her call your name. Later my grandpa was taken ill and was moved into the same room and died and you can see him go into the living room and sit on his rocking chair smoking his cigarettes and if you are watching any cartoon he turns the channel to a sport channel.

After his death my grandma became ill and was moved into the same room, and died. Even today you can walk into their home and see her sitting at the dinning room table with a cup of coffee and toast with peanut butter. Even when no one makes toast or coffee you'll always see the coffee brewing, and the smell of toast being made. Afterwards my aunt died in the same room, every time you walk past that room you'll see on of four people. After living in that house my uncle fell ill after he was 54 years old he moved in with my family and died in our guest room. After his death our family decided it was time to move on to another house, and sell it to another family.

The house still hasn't be sold yet so my cousin resides in it, and I am one of those people who takes their dog every where with them my dog can't even enter the house I have to carry him in the home. But where ever some one dies my dog goes insane barks, constantly and finally yelps and runs into my arms, and hides his head into my chest. I honestly can't wait until the house sells; I think that it is the house that holds many sprits that are unhappy, and illness.

Saturday , 27 / 6

THIS IS THE HOTT TEST....HOW
HOTT R U? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND
NUMBER
IT 1-11 (MAKE SURE NO CHEATING)

SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF
THE
TEST.




1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU
HAVE?

a) Dark
b) Light

2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT
TO:

a) Go to a party
b) Go out to eat

3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OUT OF:

a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Blue
d) Turquoise

4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT
OF:

a) Talking
b) Dancing
c) Taking Long Walks

5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT
OF THE
FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

a) Louie Vuitton
b) coach
c) againt all odds?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
OUT OF
THE FOLLOWING?

a) hawaii
b) London
c) florida

7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
RATHER GO
TO:

a) The Beach
b) Somewhere Cooler

8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?

a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December

9. WOULD YOU RATHER:

a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
INSTRUMENT
OUT OF:

a) Guitar
b) Bass guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle

11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX
( ???? )


====NOW MAKE A WISH!====

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**ANSWERS**>>>>

1.
a. dark= sexy [5points]
b. light = sweet [2 points]

2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]

3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]

4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Dancing = determined [2]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]

5.
a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
b. coach = laid back [2]
c. againt all odds = stylish [5]

6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]

7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]

8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [3]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l.. December = warm [3]

9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]

10.
a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]

11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!

SCORES!!!!
DOWN TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN

18-20=OKAY

21-35 = Rather HOTT

36+ = ow u burn

TELL ME YOUR RESULT ~
THE END ↕

Saturday , 27 / 6


This few day, it's the worst in my life!
I felt not happy of my Exam Result

BM 61%
BC 55%
BI 60%
MATH 96%
SEJ 75%
GEO 70%
SC 81%
KH 37%
OMG 1 subject Fail !

Next Saturday more DIE la....

Have to go to school to take report card
when my mom see my Exam Result
She will MURDER ME !!!
I don't know how to face the PMR !!!
Hope Next Saturday School will Burn ^_^ WAkakakaka....
So i have no need to take the report card ~


Very Sorry to people who no do well in Exam
Don't Give UP ! Keep it UP !